Ghosts are caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because Chuck Norris told her to keep his seat for him.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" into "manslaughter."
Chuck Norris has counted to Infinity ... twice.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul.
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris has already slept with the girl of your dreams.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was shown on French television, France surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be safe.
Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
And finally...
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar ... his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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